We owe you folks a few blogs on our recent experiences, here is one.
We set out from Klamath Falls to head south for Las Vegas and Mopars at the Strip. No problem, run this route every year since the show started.
Not this year.
Just after we crossed into the state of Nevada, we saw a significant law enforcement presence, all having the big rigs pulled over.  Does not happen every day, but we figured they must be doing some big hauler enforcement operation.  We were very shortly followed for a bit by one of Nevada’s finest and quickly determined that we were the next to be in their cross hairs.  Hey, we have a Dodge 2500 pickup, an enclosed trailer, we have been warned that we were going to get popped for a drug dog test running around these parts eventually.  Perhaps today is our lucky day to have the drug dog check us out. I hope the dog likes car parts, because that is what we have.
The fine officer saunters up to our vehicle and asks how we are doing.  Well, we were fine until a few minutes ago, but we’ll still be fine after you have the dog search us. Mr. NHP: “What’s in the trailer?” Us: “Car parts.” Mr. NHP: “Where ya headed?” Us: “Las Vegas for a car show.” Next question. “Have you ever been pulled over for a commercial vehicle infraction?” HUH? Um, no. **cue panic setting in** Â
Mr. NHP:Â Can I see your license, insurance card, log book, medical card, fire extinguisher, safety triangles, trip permit, partridge in a pear tree…..
Us: Um, huh? We don’t have all that.Â
Mr. NHP:Â Step out of the pickup sir.Â
Us. **Oh shit**
Turns out, since Mr. NHP determines that our 2002 Dodge 2500 is 8,800 pounds (not on its best day) and the trailer is 7,000 pounds (OK, that could happen), that we are over the 10,000 pounds total weight and we are a commercial vehicle. We have the audicity to badge the trailer with our website, apparently a telltale sign we are a commercial vehicle. Mr. NHP wants to see the VIN on the trailer, OK, no problem. No breakaway device, another issue.Â
Mr. NHP rattles off a laundry list of things we are out of compliance on. Fabulous. Of course he is quoting the price of the tickets were are about to receive. Even better.
Mr. NHP started off a bit harsh, but came back with just a medical card infraction. God bless him. But he told us to get a trip permit (about $40 - $50), a log book (about $3 at any truck stop), and to get a medical card to dismiss the citation.  Mr. NHP then said that the state of Nevada was going broke and wanted commercial vehicles to help with the government coffers. Great.
We went to a truck stop we knew and Darlene started cruising the store for log books.  She couldn’t find them, so she asked one of the staff. The lady said “I’ve been off for a few days, but you are the third person to ask me for a log book today. Tell me what is going on!” So Darlene told her what happened, she looked at our set-up sitting at the fuel pumps and laughed.  So, we bought a log book.
Mr. NHP gave us a print out of how to get a trip permit. Darlene called the number and it seems you cannot get a trip permit in person, you have to buy it in advance. But there is no nechanism outside of the state of Nevada to buy it in advance except to use an outside vendor. Really? This makes perfect sense to me, NOT.Â
The real deal on the trip permit is that the vendor of NV trip permits is going to charge you about $40 to get it, plus 15 cents a mile for every mile you travel in Nevada.  So, in our case, we were going to go about 950 miles, plus their fees, and we were looking at about $175 for this trip permit.  So much for the $40 - $50 that Mr. NHP quoted on how much this was going to cost. The trip permit vendor was not even sure how one could be issued one, she did not know how to get one to someone that didn’t have a DOT number (which is something Mr. NHP mentioned that we were supposed to have.)Â
We were trying to be on the up and up, but I guess the right answer is that you are taking your junk for a ride.